Comical Contrast Seeker Gifts

"....But....flu season's over."

Clown on bike.

Golfer Shouts at Ball to Go Into Hole.

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

Knights of the bedside table.

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

Dedication to excellence....

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

Noah's ark, many lions

Zoo animals.

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

Just a little seasoning...

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

"How come there's no feel-good performance art?"

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

"Aaaaugh! It's the Zombie Alpacalypse!"

'How did you arrive at this price?' - 'Our computer has a new random generator.'

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

Fishing.

Knights queue up to attempt to pull excalibur with a claw machine.

'But if you want the real lowdown, we'll need some of your DNA.'