Comical Conqueror Pillows

Attila is No. 1! We heart Attila! Hooray for Attila! Attila is the man! Yell your king my warriors and I want his castle! Who shall I say is calling?

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Second lifeReal life.

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

Why am I running?

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

Yoga To-Do

"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover."

'There's an app you can program to delete your trash? I've had one for years called Dave.'

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

Crop duster wanted.

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

"I advise a slow, steady stream of lawsuits to weaken your enemies resistance. We call it time release litigation."

"Nice hopping. Now what?"

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

'I sent an employee to a motivational seminar once. He came back and took my job.'

"Somehow I thought they'd be a bit SCARIER."

'He works in Acquisitions.'

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

National corporate ladder of success monument.

Climbing the mountain up towards business opportunities.

"No man's going to stop me from getting to the top!"