Comic Therapy Fans Gifts

Alien embryo growing in earth.

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

"Albert the Great—what a joke."

'I'm not a happy bunny.'

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

"Sometime I feel people go out of their way just to scare me."

'Under blood type, sir, could you be a little more specific than blue?'

'The Neurosis Pack.'

'Pencil on couch being psycho analysed.'

"Teach me not to care."

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

'We auto mechanics get no respect!'

Psychiatrist to man dressed in baseball jersey: 'You've never gotten over the fact your father wouldn't play catch with you?'

"The fact that I have multiple personalities and none of them are computer literate is depressing."

"About that insomnia...have you tried counting billable hours?"

'I may not really need you. My imaginary friend is a psychiatrist.'

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

"Nobody loves me." "Yeah, nobody listens to me. Not even my wife." "My kids don't respect me."

Can I take your disorder?

"No heroic measures."

"It's your turn to change him."

Sardine psychologist.

"It covers up all the debt."

"Alexa, does this guy have mother issues?"

Laughter Therapy.

'Group hug anyone?'

'Right. Like I'd tell YOU.'

"Would it be possible to speak with the personality that pays the bills."

"And what can I do for you, Sir?"

"You've got a few screws loose."

"Due to budget cuts, I will be your Ghost of Christmas Past, Present and Future."