Comic Supervisor Pillows

Nerd tryouts.

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"We only got six days of funding."

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

'I'm sorry, but everyone is in a meeting.'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"You've changed."

"The hyenas started it."

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 23

The only time cats are known to laugh.

The Family Joules: Part 22

"I'm gonna be a 'New Yorker' cartoonist. You're not supposed to understand it."

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born

'The boss says you can come in from the naughty step now.'

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Seven

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

Jim Carrey,

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Seven

"Dad, my web toon characters can't be normal! They have to be stereotyped crazies who are totally abnormal!"

"No more cartooning, I'm afraid. You've got an irony deficiency."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Two

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

"Call me selfish if you want, but I have no issue with spoiling the farmer's Christmas lunch: I'm out of here..."

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

"That's just the end of the panel, girl."

"Maybe I'm not the best choice to ask if your silly wife cartoons are funny!"

Never give a cow a giant straw.