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"Honestly, I don't like avoiding hard work...or padding my time card, or hiding when the boss comes, or making you and Beatriz carry the load...but it's what I'm good at."

Grace For Flies

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Fly Football

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

Assault 'n' Vinegar

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

"You're turn to grill tonight Adam, you make the best ribs."

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"But if you cure my hypochondria I won't have any hobbies."

At home with the Bones...one skeleton yells at the dog chewing his leg, 'now cut that out!'

Please Drove Carefully.

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

"If you'd only come to me sooner I wouldn't have had to go to lunch."

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

Fish hunting for men.

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...