Comic_reliever Gifts

'Maybe I shouldn't have brought the termites,'

International Women's Day

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

You Are Here

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

"We're keeping you overnight because the nurses love you!"

No-Work Orange

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

"Have you been playing dice?"

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

The Food Chain

Window Treatment

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

"So what makes you think you're qualified for this job?"

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."