Comic Hero Gifts

"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

Skipping Horse

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Grace For Flies

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

International Women's Day

'Look, you can only do so much!'

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

Batman at the Maternity Ward

"We only got six days of funding."

'Ahhh...'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

"I don't love you. That's it in a nutshell."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.