Comic Cop Gifts

'Yeah it looks like we finally caught that peeping tom...'

"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

Cop Shop: Bulk, dried blood, shaved hair, ground teeth, assorted body parts and bone fragments.

"Heelllllooooooo, Roswell!!"

The hostage rescue team

"Come on guys, my jokes aren't that bad!"

Minutes Later The Course Of Comedy Would Be Changed Forever.

Comedy course highlights fake nose

'What have I told you about laughing on purpose, Mother?'

Colin attempts to be useful around the house didn't always have the desired effect.

"Obviously, if I have to explain the joke, it's not funny anymore..."

'I'm a Fringe performer.'

"We're all metric now..."

'Our office is on the 14th floor, Peters... you should forget about rising sea levels.'

'Donut shop is down the hall to your right - and I'm not answering any more questions without my lawyer present.'

'For some reason they've nailed the mike to the floor.'

"You can't go on because you're 'feeling funny'? In your case it's so rare, make the most of it!"

'So how do you like the new job?' - 'Not bad, better than walking the streets.'

Comedy Corner.

"We heard you were dying in here."

"Well, of course all of my jokes are going to punch down."

"This next joke wasn't offensive last week...is today...will get me cancelled next week, and be funny again one day when people get over themselves."

"Do you really want to tell me that you don't know anything about the vanishing of 21 socks within the last four months??!"