Comic_chuckles Gifts

'I didn't tell you to 'be quite Frank'. I said,'be quiet, Frank'!'

"I suspect your headaches may be the result of you being exposed to someone with an undiagnosed case of cabin fever."

"The subwoofers really help."

'This prescription will stimulate your funny bone which will cause you to laugh. We both know that laughter is the best medicine.'

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

Darwin first tested his theory in a letter to a magazine ('Lookalike' letter points to similarity between man and ape.)

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

"When Butcher Bob gets back from lunch this one is getting a vasectomy."

Not waiting for someday to look back on this and have a good laugh.

'We had to get him a seeing-eye dog.'

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

'It's Always 'Good Dog'—Never 'Great Dog.'

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

'It's not global warming. It's 'Hot Flashes'.'

Kisses--Sniff Your A-hole.

Corona virus: "Wow, I seem to be getting lots of attention lately."

'I think cowboys are just plain lazy: Why else would you have to carry them all the time?'

'And what can you bring to the party?'

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

"Here's one - 'Few-bricks-short-of-a-load seeks One-our-out-of-the-water.'."

'How the heck is anyone supposed to lay with all this chitchat going on?'

Children playing with scissors in the nursery

'Laughter is the best medicine, so read this joke book three times a day after meals.'

'He's paralysed from the neck down.'

'Dang, we lost another one...maybe this whole laughter thing is a crock.'

"If an election were held tomorrow, which party would you vote for?" "The wine and cheese party."

"Pandemic! That's a pretty name."

'Get with it, buddy -- that mile of highway you adopted has snow all over it!'

"Mom, are we vegetarians for ethical or religious reasons?"