Comic Caper Mugs

'I'm sorry, but you've outgrown this cartoon panel!'

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

"Projectile hairballing."

'I haven't spent a day in jail since I got rid of my lawyer and hired a spinmeister.'

"Heelllllooooooo, Roswell!!"

'You made me jump,'

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

"Come on guys, my jokes aren't that bad!"

Minutes Later The Course Of Comedy Would Be Changed Forever.

STRIP Hambone: This one's a great little number cruncher!

'What have I told you about laughing on purpose, Mother?'

Comedy course highlights fake nose

"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."

Hungry rabbit attacking carrot nose of snowman.

"Obviously, if I have to explain the joke, it's not funny anymore..."

"No, no, it's certainly not a Gerwurztrameiner; that's too far north."

Crime section.

'I'm a Fringe performer.'

"If we pull this off, we've made burglary history!"

'So to recap Mr Oblonsky, I think our firm could help your crime syndicate enormously in expanding it's UK business.'

"Ahem, if you're planning to rob the place could you please get a move on."

'I hope you don't mind sleeping with the fishes, Mister Scarponi?'