Comedic Caper Fan Mugs

"We nick handbags for the contents, not because they'll 'compliment' your new winter jumper!"

Wedding Day Itinerary.

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

"I run around this high school track every morning."

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

'I haven't spent a day in jail since I got rid of my lawyer and hired a spinmeister.'

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

Cristoph Willibald Gluck 2nd July 1714

"You heading south again this summer?"

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

Boxers vs. Briefs

"So does this Flamingo diet have any side effects?"

An expedition to get ice for the party.

Pisa and sons.

Flatware Follies.

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

"No, no, it's certainly not a Gerwurztrameiner; that's too far north."

Crime section.

"If we pull this off, we've made burglary history!"

"And how long have you had this superiority complex?"

'I'm a genetically modified fish aimed at the environmentalist market.'

Student to teacher: 'If my paper is late it's because I'm waiting for the most current event.'

Bugs hold a candle-light vigil for fallen comrade while the old man responsible for his death is unrepentant.

"Any luck"