Cartoon Crime Caper Lovers Mugs

'Would you PLEASE hurry up!'

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

"Projectile hairballing."

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

Just our luck...old school crime translation classes!

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

'I haven't spent a day in jail since I got rid of my lawyer and hired a spinmeister.'

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

Bored with retirement, the Great One tries crime.

"Better idea! Let's obstruct traffic in the guy's neighborhood and make his morning commute difficult!"

'Sorry Rocko, you know how it works. Step on a crack, break your mother's back.'

'Did he say anything before he died?'

'They profiled me just because I'm a bank robber!'

'Looks like we've got ourselves another cow jacking.'

"I'm sorry, sir, but a blade's a blade."

'Can you prove it's your hat?'

Hungry rabbit attacking carrot nose of snowman.

Crime section.

'I robbed the bank because you can't win if you don't play!'

"If we pull this off, we've made burglary history!"

"No, no, it's certainly not a Gerwurztrameiner; that's too far north."

'Hi Peter, it's Chris Tarrant here, from 'Who Wants to be a Millionaire?''

"I'm just going to step into the bank to get some money for dinner."

'I say, are you fellows going to be long?'

Joke Shop.

'So to recap Mr Oblonsky, I think our firm could help your crime syndicate enormously in expanding it's UK business.'

"I'm charging you with trying to strike a happy medium."

'Just move along...Nothing core to see here.'

"I'll teach you to muscle in on my business- it's a concrete undercoat for you."

"I've got a little job for you, Kretchmer. I want you to infiltrate the I.R.S. and sow the seeds of compassion."

Hooked on fried sardines, Irene's cat leads them on a life of crime.

'Looks like he landed sunny side up.'

'ARRRGH you idiot,you idiot!!' 'When i said take the Don out, i MEANT for lunch!!' (a stupid mob guy kills the boss)