Cartoon Crime Caper Lovers Prints

'Would you PLEASE hurry up!'

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

"Projectile hairballing."

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

Just our luck...old school crime translation classes!

'I don't care how you do it...just make it look like an accident.'

'I haven't spent a day in jail since I got rid of my lawyer and hired a spinmeister.'

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

'This is DESTROYING my manicure, Steve!'

"Target in range. Ready... hug."

Bored with retirement, the Great One tries crime.

"Better idea! Let's obstruct traffic in the guy's neighborhood and make his morning commute difficult!"

'They profiled me just because I'm a bank robber!'

'Looks like we've got ourselves another cow jacking.'

"I'm sorry, sir, but a blade's a blade."

'Did he say anything before he died?'

'Sorry Rocko, you know how it works. Step on a crack, break your mother's back.'

'Can you prove it's your hat?'

Hungry rabbit attacking carrot nose of snowman.

Joke Shop.

'Hi Peter, it's Chris Tarrant here, from 'Who Wants to be a Millionaire?''

"If we pull this off, we've made burglary history!"

Crime section.

"No, no, it's certainly not a Gerwurztrameiner; that's too far north."

'I robbed the bank because you can't win if you don't play!'

'I say, are you fellows going to be long?'

"I'm just going to step into the bank to get some money for dinner."

"I'm charging you with trying to strike a happy medium."

'Just move along...Nothing core to see here.'

"I've got a little job for you, Kretchmer. I want you to infiltrate the I.R.S. and sow the seeds of compassion."

'So to recap Mr Oblonsky, I think our firm could help your crime syndicate enormously in expanding it's UK business.'

"I'll teach you to muscle in on my business- it's a concrete undercoat for you."

'ARRRGH you idiot,you idiot!!' 'When i said take the Don out, i MEANT for lunch!!' (a stupid mob guy kills the boss)

'Looks like he landed sunny side up.'