Crime Caper Lover Prints

Guilty Dart Board

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

Take Your Time Mrs. Jackson, and remember they can't see you.

'You do realize that this is just jello, right?'

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

'Spread 'em.'

'Just going down to my bank to get my money out!'

'I see from your C. V., that you're wanted in five states.'

"Five years for driving the getaway car, plus time and a half for double parking outside the bank!"

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

Just our luck...old school crime translation classes!

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

'I haven't spent a day in jail since I got rid of my lawyer and hired a spinmeister.'

'Oh, hello Dave. Would you like that in untraceable, used notes, like last time?'

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

"Regards from the kids, grandma, mom and pop, uncle Fred , Aunt Theresa and cousins Harvey, Flo and Niki. They all want to know where you hid the loot."

"Then I tried the move from business casual to white collar crime."

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

'Did you get the hit man Frankie?'

"You're under arrest for an attempted murder."

"... No, when I say, 'you must let go of the past' I mean you must return that vase to the museum you took it from."

WANTED The Strad Cad

'Don't you people ever take a pulse? ! '

Bored with retirement, the Great One tries crime.

"Better idea! Let's obstruct traffic in the guy's neighborhood and make his morning commute difficult!"

Pinata Crime Scene Investigation.

"I'm sorry, sir, but a blade's a blade."

'They profiled me just because I'm a bank robber!'

'A fine? It's not as though I ran over more than one building inspector.'

'Did he say anything before he died?'

Clint Goodbuddy's plan to infiltrate the outlawed 'black hat' gangs' AGM was about to fall apart. . .

"Hello. . . I'm new in town. Do you know where the local police station is? - I need to sign in. . !"

'Can you prove it's your hat?'

"I'm just going to step into the bank to get some money for dinner."