Crime Caper Lover Prints

Guilty Dart Board

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

Take Your Time Mrs. Jackson, and remember they can't see you.

'You do realize that this is just jello, right?'

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

'Spread 'em.'

'Just going down to my bank to get my money out!'

'I see from your C. V., that you're wanted in five states.'

"Five years for driving the getaway car, plus time and a half for double parking outside the bank!"

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

'I don't care how you do it...just make it look like an accident.'

'I haven't spent a day in jail since I got rid of my lawyer and hired a spinmeister.'

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

Just our luck...old school crime translation classes!

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

'Oh, hello Dave. Would you like that in untraceable, used notes, like last time?'

Notorious gangsters, Bunny and Clyde.

"You're under arrest for an attempted murder."

"Regards from the kids, grandma, mom and pop, uncle Fred , Aunt Theresa and cousins Harvey, Flo and Niki. They all want to know where you hid the loot."

Parachuting with Concrete Shoes

"... No, when I say, 'you must let go of the past' I mean you must return that vase to the museum you took it from."

'Did you get the hit man Frankie?'

WANTED The Strad Cad

"Then I tried the move from business casual to white collar crime."

'Don't you people ever take a pulse? ! '

Bored with retirement, the Great One tries crime.

"Better idea! Let's obstruct traffic in the guy's neighborhood and make his morning commute difficult!"

'They profiled me just because I'm a bank robber!'

Clint Goodbuddy's plan to infiltrate the outlawed 'black hat' gangs' AGM was about to fall apart. . .

Pinata Crime Scene Investigation.

"Hello. . . I'm new in town. Do you know where the local police station is? - I need to sign in. . !"

'Did he say anything before he died?'

'A fine? It's not as though I ran over more than one building inspector.'

"I'm sorry, sir, but a blade's a blade."

'Can you prove it's your hat?'