Cartoon Crime Buffs Prints

'Looks like we've got ourselves another cow jacking.'

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

"We came to your planet because there are just not enough pickleball courts on our planet."

"Honestly, guys, my check is in the mail."

"Do you want to order a contract killing, Don Carlos, or a pay-as-you-go killing?"

"When you're ready, please try to identify who it is that you think you saw in your home in the early hours of last Easter."

'BAD DOG!'

Chicken Coop Coup Mastermind Captured!

"Are any of these the perpetrator?"

COUGH COUGH!

"Gracious me, Fat Tony doesn't whack people any more, you're merely being unfriended."

'I see you have been mopping the floor while I was out. Are you doing this to be nice or disposing of evidence?' 'Why can't it be both?'

Heisenberg Witness Protection Program

'Say fells,-you don't have it in BROWN do you?'

'Would you PLEASE hurry up!'

Reindeer Farts: 'Shouldn't have stopped for those chilli dogs.'

"I've rented the extra room to an escaped convict - maybe you know him."

"Well, if you find it more comfortable, just call it 'cat bath'."

Cat planning aquarium break in...

"I don't think we're supposed to taser people who park on double yellow lines."

"Look, I know I have a problem, and I'm going to use the money to enter a robbery clinic for evaluation."

"Whoa! A little more than I anticipated. . . Can you give me a moment while I pop out to the bank?"

"By the way, this guy behind me with his fist up my crack has nuthin' to do with this."

"I don't think we're in Kansas anymore Toto!"

"Sorry, boss, but the decline of the printed word has made creating a ransom note increasingly challenging."

'Can't we put this behind us and move on?'

'Higgins??! My gosh, someone has stolen your identity!!

'The one in the middle is kind of cute!'