Cartoon Crime Buffs Pillows

'Looks like we've got ourselves another cow jacking.'

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.

"We came to your planet because there are just not enough pickleball courts on our planet."

"Honestly, guys, my check is in the mail."

"That's what we look like naked??"

"Do you want to order a contract killing, Don Carlos, or a pay-as-you-go killing?"

"Forensics put time of death about 3 hours ago chief. . .they're certain it was a potato gun."

Messing Up My Metrics

"Money or your beard!"

Louie 'The Egg' Spignoli, The Hangman's Nightmare

"When you're ready, please try to identify who it is that you think you saw in your home in the early hours of last Easter."

Chicken Coop Coup Mastermind Captured!

'BAD DOG!'

COUGH COUGH!

"Are any of these the perpetrator?"

'I see you have been mopping the floor while I was out. Are you doing this to be nice or disposing of evidence?' 'Why can't it be both?'

Heisenberg Witness Protection Program

"Gracious me, Fat Tony doesn't whack people any more, you're merely being unfriended."

Cat planning aquarium break in...

Reindeer Farts: 'Shouldn't have stopped for those chilli dogs.'

'Say fells,-you don't have it in BROWN do you?'

'Would you PLEASE hurry up!'

"I've rented the extra room to an escaped convict - maybe you know him."

"Well, if you find it more comfortable, just call it 'cat bath'."

"I don't think we're supposed to taser people who park on double yellow lines."

"Look, I know I have a problem, and I'm going to use the money to enter a robbery clinic for evaluation."

'The one in the middle is kind of cute!'

Why is everyone always sending each other selfies?

"Sorry, boss, but the decline of the printed word has made creating a ransom note increasingly challenging."

"I don't think we're in Kansas anymore Toto!"

"Whoa! A little more than I anticipated. . . Can you give me a moment while I pop out to the bank?"

Employee of fast-food joint asks nervously whether the robber would like fries with that

'Higgins??! My gosh, someone has stolen your identity!!