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Skier

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

"I guess families do come in all shapes and sizes."

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

"When you work from home everyday is Casual Day."

Inactive wear store.

'It's okay, Mom. I won't need an extra blanket tonight.'

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

Kangaroo wearing a hoodie with a pouch.

A man opens his curtains to wake up his cats.

How Sheep Sleep

"You have it backwards. When you're having an online meeting, you're supposed to look good from the waist up."

'I don't get out of bed for this kind of money.'

"I don't want to sound simplistic, but I think a smaller couch with fewer throw pillows would help this marriage a lot."

Bunny Slippers

"Have you seen my onesie?"

"I've kept both of my New Year's resolutions! Three donuts a day and more time in my pyjamas!"

'The way you bundle me up, the only thing going outside is my nose.'

Getting older is . . . when you start to dress for comfort rather than style.

"I'd have been better off getting out of bed and leaving the house."

'School vacation is over...come along quietly.'

"This place is still warm from the dryer and centrally located near several mouse holes."

Death warmed up.

A slipper looks at a woman putting on her shoes

'I think it's 'feed a cold'...not 'drown a cold'!'

"Excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable..."