Comfy Cossack Mugs

Skier

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

"I guess families do come in all shapes and sizes."

"Whaddaya say we head home and curl up in front of a nice warm football game?"

"When you work from home everyday is Casual Day."

Inactive wear store.

'It's okay, Mom. I won't need an extra blanket tonight.'

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

Kangaroo wearing a hoodie with a pouch.

"Ah, sweatpants."

"Psst. . . fancy shoe sales are down. Can you make Crocs instead?"

A man opens his curtains to wake up his cats.

How Sheep Sleep

"You have it backwards. When you're having an online meeting, you're supposed to look good from the waist up."

Fantasy Football League training Camp.

'I don't get out of bed for this kind of money.'

'The way you bundle me up, the only thing going outside is my nose.'

Bunny Slippers

"Have you seen my onesie?"

Getting older is . . . when you start to dress for comfort rather than style.

Ok, I apologize for calling the hot tub a dumb idea.

"I've kept both of my New Year's resolutions! Three donuts a day and more time in my pyjamas!"

"I don't want to sound simplistic, but I think a smaller couch with fewer throw pillows would help this marriage a lot."

'School vacation is over...come along quietly.'

'I think it's 'feed a cold'...not 'drown a cold'!'

"This place is still warm from the dryer and centrally located near several mouse holes."

"Excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable..."

"I like fall because everything goes back to the new normal."

"I'd have been better off getting out of bed and leaving the house."