Comfy Coat Fan Gifts

Good News about winter

Cat Tie

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

Diamond outfits

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

Pasta

All dressed up and no place to go

"You've got to stop wearing top hat and tails in the office! Everyone thinks you've got a huge payrise!"

Happiness is a cuddle woolen pullover on a cold winter day.

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

"I need an apartment just big enough for a laptop, a coffee cup, and me."

Gamers

'And once again it's ended in a tie.'

"Mmm my, there is just something about a man in footie pajamas."

Joe's Tuxedos

'Oh no! It's Parka the Otter!'

'The breakfast meeting, can you spot the deliberate mistake'

Fantasy Football League training Camp.

"Why are they called sweatpants if you don't sweat in them?"

"When you said you liked nothing better than to curl up with a good book..."

For the love of toast...

'It's not necessary to dress for dinner, Mr. Griswold.'

"Nothing like that first sweater of the season, 'ay Nance?"

Tall Hat, Short Hat

'Got one with a smaller check?'

"You better start looking more cozy, or we're going to lose our tea endorsement."

"I told you that thermostat was too high, didn't I?"

'Excuse me, Sir - But I believe you're fallen in with the wrong party.'

"Yes, I'm sure that's not what's meant by red carpet attire."

'Don't be silly, I like my sweaters a little big.'

'I play a lot of sports.'

Nudist At Home

Weatherman: 'I hinted that we might be getting a snowstorm. Did you get my drift?'

Heidi Turk, from Vienna, VA., Rides Flynonstop.

Riding with your jacket open in summer is an ideal way to collect wasps.