Comfy Coat Fan Gifts

Good News about winter

Cat Tie

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

Diamond outfits

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

Pasta

"You've got to stop wearing top hat and tails in the office! Everyone thinks you've got a huge payrise!"

Happiness is a cuddle woolen pullover on a cold winter day.

"I need an apartment just big enough for a laptop, a coffee cup, and me."

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

Gamers

"Mmm my, there is just something about a man in footie pajamas."

'And once again it's ended in a tie.'

Joe's Tuxedos

'The breakfast meeting, can you spot the deliberate mistake'

'Oh no! It's Parka the Otter!'

"Why are they called sweatpants if you don't sweat in them?"

"When you said you liked nothing better than to curl up with a good book..."

"Nothing like that first sweater of the season, 'ay Nance?"

'It's not necessary to dress for dinner, Mr. Griswold.'

For the love of toast...

"You better start looking more cozy, or we're going to lose our tea endorsement."

'Got one with a smaller check?'

"I told you that thermostat was too high, didn't I?"

"Yes, I'm sure that's not what's meant by red carpet attire."

Tall Hat, Short Hat

'Excuse me, Sir - But I believe you're fallen in with the wrong party.'

'Don't be silly, I like my sweaters a little big.'

Nudist At Home

'I play a lot of sports.'

Heidi Turk, from Vienna, VA., Rides Flynonstop.

Weatherman: 'I hinted that we might be getting a snowstorm. Did you get my drift?'

Riding with your jacket open in summer is an ideal way to collect wasps.

Moustached Man