Comfortable Chairs Gifts

Swing Recliner.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

"Pretty cushy, am I right?"

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring."

"I get that you're cold, but does he also have to eat all our meals with us?"

'I don't migrate any more. The satellite dish has made the long winter nights quite bearable.'

'And now for the (Yawn!) morning report....'

Easy Listening for lazy people.

"What do you have that's bigger than 'king'?"

Farmer with gun shots instead of flying ducks

'If you're not busy....any chance of a coffee ?'

"The heat of the flames on my feet makes me feel thankful my feet aren't on fire."

'The reason man hasn't been to the moon in 35 years is because there's no T.V. and recliner up there.'

'But, Mr. Gordon, the company didn't buy this chair. I brought it from home.'

'The used to be 'slippers', but now they're 'shoes for watching sports on TV'!'

We never go out anymore.

"One nice thing about winter...makes the masks feel good!"

Goldilocks discovers Father Bear's recliner.

"I can't open the spreadsheet. I'm having technical difficulties."

'We really weren't paying attention, so based on a game of Musical Chairs, we find the defendant...'

'For heaven's sake nan, stop worrying about your gas bill and put the central heating on.'

UK snow warning.

National Trust for Historic Preservation of Frank's Chair

'Nope, You can't bribe me, I'm staying in this chair,'

Desert Island comforts.

'No sir. It wasn't a recliner until you sat in it!'

Four different kinds of sleepers.

"You came home early just so you could get the chair."

"It certainly is a comfortable chair, but I still don't think it's the answer to our teacher retention problem."