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'Can you recommend a vacation anywhere via an airline with plenty of legroom?'

"I'd like somewhere WILD and REMOTE, but not too far from the nearest Starbucks."

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

"I think I need an extra pillow."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Tourists in Egypt

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

'Flight simulator'

Remember, it's about the journey, not the destination. But sure, I'll keep an eye out for a rest area.

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

'I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain.'

London map drawn from memory.

"I'm basically a simple dog. Just give me a place to lay my head and lift my leg."

"I love wearing a sleeper. It's like I can walk around tucked in."

Suitcase stickers say 'Nowhere'.

The trips postponed by La Covid continue

On Holiday

Doctor with Teddy - "Take this. It will help you sleep."

Marco Polo

'No luggage.'

"You've become very predictable, Jack - home every night!"

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

Mexican Dog

'A house is not a home until it contains food.'

'We'd like to go to a country that doesn't have tsunamis.'

"Giddy-up dinner."

Colin V Longshore Drift

Flightless Bird

'And Bob's promised to take me to Tahiti -- just as soon as Congress holds hearings on the collapse of oil prices.'

A family chooses between going outdoors and staying indoors.

Nelson.