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'Can you recommend a vacation anywhere via an airline with plenty of legroom?'

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

"I think I need an extra pillow."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

Tourists in Egypt

'Flight simulator'

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

'I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain.'

London map drawn from memory.

On Holiday

"I'm basically a simple dog. Just give me a place to lay my head and lift my leg."

The trips postponed by La Covid continue

Suitcase stickers say 'Nowhere'.

"I love wearing a sleeper. It's like I can walk around tucked in."

Marco Polo

"You've become very predictable, Jack - home every night!"

Colin V Longshore Drift

"Giddy-up dinner."

Flightless Bird

'And Bob's promised to take me to Tahiti -- just as soon as Congress holds hearings on the collapse of oil prices.'

'We'd like to go to a country that doesn't have tsunamis.'

Mexican Dog

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

'A house is not a home until it contains food.'

A family chooses between going outdoors and staying indoors.

'No luggage.'

Nelson.

'I'm okay with this... I'm not a risktaker.'

"They looked a lot bigger on the website."