Comfort Foods Gifts

'comfort food...comfort food...comfort...'

"I'm going across the street for a sandwich and coffee. Can I get you something?"

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

What the Doctor Ordered

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

Soup of the month.

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

I love Cannelloni

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

'What wine goes with comfort foods?'

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

"You've ordered comfort food. May I recommend a comfort wine?"

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

"The economy's been worsening for a while, but people still don't feel it, Rudy." "...Which means we still have time to get in on the despair action." "Despair action"? "We're going to expand our menu. Add more comfort foods, more 'sale' items, debt consolidation loans..." "Nobody's dumb enough to get a debt consolidation loan from some random guy." "Ha ha hoo hoo hee-"

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."

Midwest Winter Items.

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

"I think we need to have a chat about your 'support team'..."

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens into my diet.'

Man with a pizza in 'Lover's Lane.'

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"

"Would you like to hear tonight's specials, or have you already closed yourselves to new experiences?"

Ice Cream Flavors

"Welcome to the Short Staffed Cafe serving food like your grandma cooked. Is your grandma busy? We really need a cook."

Covid-19 Caution

"You complete me."