Comfort Food Gifts

'There is but one path to the inner peace you seek - chocolate!'

"If a bowl of ice cream isn't the answer, you're asking the wrong question."

Ice Cream Flavors

'Since when are carbohydrates 'market' price?'

Breaking up was hard. The rejection, loss and emptiness. Not to mention all the nasty butterscotch ripple effects.

"Take two of these and call me in the morning!"

'Stressed' Spelled Backwards is 'desserts'

Woman on diet being chased by temptation.

'I've had a really hard day -- make it a two-trip salad bar.'

!There you are - you know you're not supposed to be eating that!"

Stuff sex! Give me chocolate! (and wine...)

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

'But who comforts the comfort food? I'll tell you who: NOBODY.'

"Do you want fries with that?"

'...well it's about to be a midriff crisis.'

Bangers and Mash

"Are you okay, Ms. Yoon?"

I love Cannelloni

"My famous chicken soup! The secret ingredient is the rum."

Exercising in Confinement

Potato Famine (somebody didn't make enough mashed potatoes)

"Hey Mom... we're all out of junk food!"

Bake yourself a happiness pie!

Realistic resolutions 1. Give up drinking (until you have a terrible day on January 7th) 2. Exercise (until you realise it is too cold and you are too tired) 3. Eat healthy food (until you remember that you love - and in fact need - an enormous plate of mac 'n' cheese)

"What I really feel like having is ham and eggs."

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

Food-Snob Fear Factor

"When I was a child I spoke as a child... but when I became a man I put away childish things... except for my Cocoa Puffs... I still love Cocoa Puffs."

"Someone from your office called and suggested you might just want to order an appetizer as you've been sacked."

The creature of habit

"More . . . Prozac. . ."

I HEART CHIPS

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'What am I wearing? A sheer satin nightgown.'

"Cooking" when the kids are away