Comfort Eater T-Shirts

I HEART CHIPS

'...well it's about to be a midriff crisis.'

'No. Actually I think it's my belt buckle.'

"I gave up on finding Mr. Right and settled for Mr. Chocolate!"

"The 'new normal' needs to go on a diet!"

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

What the Doctor Ordered

"I think I need an extra pillow."

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Soup of the month.

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

"They're comfortable."

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"Man's best friends."

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

Pet a Puppy

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

"Surprise!"

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

'What wine goes with comfort foods?'

I love Cannelloni

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

'Perhaps Sallie had made her bookshop too comfortable'

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"