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"What do you eat for anxiety?"

Old fashioned TV dinners.

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

'This is an emergency, get me meals on wheels...'

The Food of Shame.

'4 SCOPES OF CHOCOLATE CRISP? THAT'LL BE 20 BUCKS, LADY!'

"To be honest, I miss a good burger and fries."

"No, nothing's wrong dear...It's just that mom never boiled hamburgers at home."

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

What the Doctor Ordered

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

Soup of the month.

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

'What wine goes with comfort foods?'

I love Cannelloni

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

"You've ordered comfort food. May I recommend a comfort wine?"

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

"The economy's been worsening for a while, but people still don't feel it, Rudy." "...Which means we still have time to get in on the despair action." "Despair action"? "We're going to expand our menu. Add more comfort foods, more 'sale' items, debt consolidation loans..." "Nobody's dumb enough to get a debt consolidation loan from some random guy." "Ha ha hoo hoo hee-"

"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

Midwest Winter Items.

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

"I think we need to have a chat about your 'support team'..."

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens into my diet.'

Man with a pizza in 'Lover's Lane.'

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'