Comfort Eater Pillows

I HEART CHIPS

'...well it's about to be a midriff crisis.'

'No. Actually I think it's my belt buckle.'

"I gave up on finding Mr. Right and settled for Mr. Chocolate!"

"The 'new normal' needs to go on a diet!"

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"I think I need an extra pillow."

What the Doctor Ordered

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Soup of the month.

In many ways this is the perfect job! Out. Out.

Middle-Age Superheroes

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

"They're comfortable."

"Man's best friends."

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

Pet a Puppy

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

American Idle.

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

"Surprise!"

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

'Perhaps Sallie had made her bookshop too comfortable'

'What wine goes with comfort foods?'

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

I love Cannelloni

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"Yours is adjustable?"