Comfort Eating Pillows

'I reduce my stress with comfort food. Now none of my clothes are comfortable.'

Reasons to avoid training No 234 - "I was on my way to the gym but then I heard that the DOW JONES had fallen 2.5%."

Working from home 2.0

"To truly reap the meditative benefits of lockdown baking, you have to mindfully eat it all afterwards."

We all have different ways of coping with rejection,but I find going to bed for five days with 8 kilos of choc chip works for me.

Overweight woman eating ice cream out of a huge cup reading the word 'LOVE'.

"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."

I hate the spring ritual of not being able to wear a bulky sweater to cover the weight I've gained during the winter.

Day 15 of self-isolation and the urge to comfort eat had never been greater.

Snacks

"Inside me there's a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate her with a chocolate cake and several glasses of white wine."

Covid-19 Caution

"I got two 'friend requests' today. . . one form wine and one from chocolate."

"Just when I thought I was almost over my boyfriend breaking up with me...I ran out of ice cream!"

"I gave up on finding Mr. Right and settled for Mr. Chocolate!"

'She has been suicidal all day doctor since she read about the fatal effect of too much sugar.'

'I like it better when they called it comfort food.'

The Food of Shame.

'I heard today that if you're unhappy, you can gain weight.'

'Women cook to feed the soul...men cook to feed the ego.'

"I probably shouldn't eat the whole thing... it is a pandemic!"

Time for my four o'clock cookie

"I actually just made plans for tonight."

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

What the Doctor Ordered

"I think I need an extra pillow."

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Soup of the month.

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

In many ways this is the perfect job! Out. Out.

"They're comfortable."

Middle-Age Superheroes

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."