Comedy Writer Pillows

'No experience necessary. We'll train you!'

'I'm gifted but I hide it well.'

'What on earth are you doing?'

'Ring binders Direct' 'Ace Laxatives'

'Some gagwriter you turned out to be!'

'I don't have to tell you that cigarette are bad for your health.'

Minutes Later The Course Of Comedy Would Be Changed Forever.

Down with canned laughter.

Writer: Humour and Tragedy.

People about to have a duel see man digging a grave.

'We're looking for someone to liven up our Monday morning job meetings. Can you handle it Chuckles?'

Spike Milligan.

'I'm sorry, sir, but we had a fire, and I used your hat to beat it out!'

'This is the vineyard the US government started 10 years ago, with $2 billion and a staff of 1,500. No wine yet, but I hear they've nearly got a slogan.'

Man with Tree-like head on Desert Island

'Some gagwriter you turned out to be!'

'That's him back on the booze again!'

Submarine emerges on top of building

Jester

"Buster the First, King of the Empire and King of Slapstick!"

The laugh track refuses to work, but I can't see the problem."

"Don't deny it, you constantly ignore all the other breeds and attack us! You sir, are a racist!"

". . . and they come in these convenient little chewable packets."

"What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing."

"Sorry, but we're only accepting deposits at this time."

ATM.

Soldiers' Ego

ABC Airplane Food Manufacturing Co: Supplying Lame Jokes To Comedians for 35 Years.

Uncle Sam admires lipstick marks on his butt.

"No wonder he got away. You used salt substitute."

"What do you think of my comedy site?"

Clive Anderson

'I'm considering running for senate.'

'Luck I forgot my deodorant this morning.'

'I remember when it used to take three weeks to send a message across the country by pigeon... nowadays you put the pigeon in the mail, and it gets there the very next day.'