Comedy Show Analyst Pillows

Sitcom/Sitcom with laugh track.

"Now, how can I be of assistance?"

"Amateurs."

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

'You have an enlarged funny bone.'

"And anyway we'd be no good in bed - I've done the math."

"Get off the stage and get a copy of 'Studies of Laughter in Interaction'—I think you'll enjoy it."

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

Non Thought For The Day.

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

"The script isn't funny, but maybe if we put some unfunny actors in it and get an unfunny director it will be funny."

TV and cleaner

"It's tough to get him moving, but once he's going he never stops."

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

Hedgehog holding sign saying 'the end is nigh' as man invents the wheel.

'There's nothing wrong with him-just delusions of glandular.'

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

"It was so depressing. When I go to the theatre, I want to be entertained."

"Dad, has there EVER been a time when James Corden was funny..?"

"It's supposed to be a comedy, so I've had Steve, here, red-flag the funny parts."

Sorry, I thought you said you wanted to see 'Parrot Normal Activity'

"What are they complaining about?... The local content is the audience...

"Gracie, don't worry so much about your big test... You know, when I was your age, I didn't know the meaning of the word 'fear'. Until I looked it up."

It would be hours before Jack realized that his wife was not being kinky but had, in fact, gone shopping.

'I'm sorry, you just missed him. Call back in from 5 to 10 years.'

Movie Rated 'R' - Audience Rates 'X'.

The day that William Tell bought his first crossbow.

"There's a programme about people watching TV on the other channel."