Comedy In Medicine Enthusiast Pillows

'I think it's your colon. I came to that conclusion through the process of elimination.'

'Could you come back tomorrow? - That last patient really grossed the doctor out.'

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"Because we dismissed his original self-diagnosis, he wants to give us his second opinion."

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

"Reverend, I recommend you turn the other cheek."

'It may be more inconvenient, but the 'Reverse Prostate Exam' is a lot less embarrassing for the both of us.'

"He should be up and complaining in no time."

'Good thing it has a child-proof cap.'

I said, your bones ache because you’re old. I’m referring you to an archaeologist.

"You'll feel a pinch and then a burn."

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

'Quick, do a background search and see if this doctor passed his boards!'

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

'Restless Peg Syndrome.'

'The doctor will be with you shortly, he's finishing medical school.'

There's Nothing Worse Than A Staff Infection

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

Wait a minute…What operating system are you using?… Common techie question.

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

"It says you need a CT scan and that the azaleas in the corner need to be watered twice daily."

"Looks like your Yang is on the move again."

Give it to me straight, Doc, and don't poopcoat it.

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

"I expect a speedy recovery,"

'Whatever it is, you've got it bad and that ain't good.'

'I've got this feeling, like a heavy weight on my stomach.'

'Everything is going to be fine, Mrs.Witzer...'

"Last week on 'Top Surgeon' Erica won immunity, while Carl was sent home for killing his patient during routine gallbladder surgery."

'Can't you give the dummy mouth to mouth without getting romantically involved Mrs Wilks?'

"There has been a sharp increase in his cantankerousness."

'And I think you'll find something extra in your dessert, Hon.'

Until Bob entered her life, Lisa never even knew the meaning of the phrase 'acute multiple drug-resistant infection by transgenic Staphylococcus aureus.

Radiology, Cardiology and Fertility Clinic.