Comedy In Cosmos Fan Prints

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

Non-Drip ?

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

'Sir, we're receiving a signal from space. It might be a candidate for possible intelligent alien life!' 'Nice going you ninny, you butt-dialled Earth! Now they're going to know we exist!'

'They're out there, they swallow your stuff, and who're you gonna call?'

"It is called A Night to Remember. It portrays a ritual mating dance from the early 21st-century."

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

"Actually, they all look alike to me."

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

Aliens would have destroyed us years ago if it weren't for our entertainment value.

Angels Playing Frisbee with a Halo.

'I've had a toothache for the last million light years, take me to your dentist.'

Man Reading story 'U.F.O. Sighted' with alien peeking over his shoulder.

First space criminal investigation

A workman ponders a bolt on a track

Spaceman serving shrimp.

'Well yes, they sent me into space: But to be perfectly honest, I had no idea as to what was going on...'

"I think we walked into the wrong bar."

"Astronomers say I don't have a 'dark' side. Tell that to my therapist."

'The trouble started when the world put together a large group of synchronized banks.'

'They come down here to smoke.'

'Ooh, look! A shooting star. Make a wish.'

Bad luck.

'This won't hurt a bit...'

Heaven Security Checks.

"Captain...I'm detecting Hemorrhoids off our starboard bow."