Cosmic Humor Fan Prints

'This won't hurt a bit...'

God's Selfie with Earth

'I haven't a clue how to fix this. I should have created tech support on that day I rested.'

'Brilliant disguise, Agent X.'

'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

God at the Galalactic Videostore

"There seems to be no sign of intelligent life."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

God Sneezes Out Creation

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

Clown God

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

"I'm so sorry I let you talk me into letting you take your pet along on this trip!"

Black Hole Research Institute - Office only has IN tray - no OUT tray.

"It's scary that humans are our benchmark for intelligent life in the universe."

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

"Sorry to bother you again but I forgot to ask you to fill out our service evaluation questionnaire."

"Shall we put it in play?"

Mars Rover

"Does someone want to go on a space walk? Who wants to go on a space walk....?"

First Contact

"Wow! - String Theory must be true after all..!"

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

'And the actual value of the Hubble Constant is critical to the question or whether our Universe will continue to expand forever, or...POP.'

'A globe warming party?...Guys, you shouldn't have!'

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