Cosmic Humor Fan Prints

'This won't hurt a bit...'

All Ri-I_ight! You just gave them free will, didn't you?

God's Selfie with Earth

'I haven't a clue how to fix this. I should have created tech support on that day I rested.'

'Brilliant disguise, Agent X.'

'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

God at the Galalactic Videostore

"There seems to be no sign of intelligent life."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

God Sneezes Out Creation

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

Clown God

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

"I'm so sorry I let you talk me into letting you take your pet along on this trip!"

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

Hey, how was space? Fine. Jeez. The adolescent astronaut.

Black Hole Research Institute - Office only has IN tray - no OUT tray.

"It's scary that humans are our benchmark for intelligent life in the universe."

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

'Don't be silly - the sun won't burn itself our for another 5 billion years. Bedsides, the Earth will have been smashed to smithereens by asteroids long before that.'

"Sorry to bother you again but I forgot to ask you to fill out our service evaluation questionnaire."

"Shall we put it in play?"

"Wow! - String Theory must be true after all..!"

"Does someone want to go on a space walk? Who wants to go on a space walk....?"

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

First Contact