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"Yes, Manhattan. Information? Could I please speak to the Ghostbusters?"

'He's been shot!'

I'd hate to spoil it for you. But let's just say in 'Knocked Up 2' people get REALLY drunk!

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"Why do they do that?"

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

"When is my next parole hearing?"

Braiding a Horse's Tail

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Bad fake tan day.

Giraffe Umbrella

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

A Fairytale Update

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

Summer 2000: Children stumble upon the remains of Linda Tripp's old head.

Vlad the Impala

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

'I got 100 in school today. 50 in history and 50 in maths.'

What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

"That'll be five bucks."

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

"Out damn Spot