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Surfer and the Whale

'See? If Mommy had been wearing her seatbelt that wouldn't have happened.'

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

'I've never met such a heartless, gutless and brainless board of directors!'

'I'll have you out of bed and on your foot in no time.'

'I'm sorry, Frank, but I think I need some space.'

'I'm being tested for sleep apnoea this winter: Better go, see you in spring...'

"I suggest you take these pills on an empty stomach."

'No, dear, it's not necessary to go to the doctor because Mia kissed you.'

'This 'language' invention is okay, but sticks and stones are a lot more effective.'

'It's restless leg syndrome, I just know it.'

"Hold on! A new study says those are actually bad for you."

"I just got done telling him when one door closes another opens."

"How's everything?"

Why moths should not drive at night.

'It's the acceptable face of the high-speed rail link.'

Trap set by bear to catch hunter.

'Bottle nose! Bottle nose!'

Bull markets don't go up forever.

Bait for Snorkellers

Cow Striptease.

'I think I've lost the will to die.'

Cat at Surprise Party.

'Be honest - do I have someone stuck in my teeth?'

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

"The U.S.S. Narcissus"

Pandemic playhouse.

Absolutely No Credit

"Obviously, somebody screwed up somewhere."

"I sided with the president on his tax cuts, but all I got was this lousy t-shirt."

"This stuff worked pretty well on me."

"Forget it, Larry. We’re not bringing it home."

"For crying out loud! It’s empty!!"

"Don't move. I think the dessert cart saw us."

"We're able to use you, Crampton… everything but the 'oink'."