Comedy Detective Prints

Another gut-wrenching case of salt and battery.

'Do you know he's got body parts in that suitcase?'

A boy acting suspiciously

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

"Well, obviously the victim had a French enemy."

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

'So now you sniff out drugs. That's it, no more TV cop shows.'

"Hmmm...this'll be a tough one..."

'You're an inspector now?'

Violence on TV.

Mutant Mootunes - Incased in Ice Miss Marple

Bank robber looks worried, in Northern Rock bank run.

'He died of too much money.'

"Why do they always do that with the concrete? The feet are the best part."

"Hey - didn't I see you on TV last night?"

'Did you see who pushed you?'

The Banana Crime

"So, you've got butterflies in your stomach, a bug in your ear and a bee in your bonnet. Any other complaints?"

'Just move along...Nothing core to see here.'

"Do you remember what you had for lunch last Thursday?"

"Ha! I found you . . . and with my wife!"

Golf Crime Scene.

The Fifth Annual Crow Convention - "If you ask me, I reckon it looks like a murder!"

Dental records help ID the body. That's how they know who to bill.

"Nothing's gone wrong in the last hour. That can't be right."

"But they taste so rubbery!"

'Harp?...Lark?...'

"Good evening madam. Would you like to donate your soul to a newly registered charity?"

'I think we caught this just in time.'