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Another gut-wrenching case of salt and battery.

'Do you know he's got body parts in that suitcase?'

A boy acting suspiciously

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

'Yes, folks, the victim was a bolt. Now, I'm afraid, he's a deadbolt.'

Weird – I think everything they watch is called, That actor looks so familiar what else have we seen him in.

"Well, obviously the victim had a French enemy."

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

'I don't think the killer would in the garden...that'd be waaaay too obvious.'

'You're an inspector now?'

Violence on TV.

"I wish I could help you, but you're on the set of a hospital soap opera."

Tonight's Lecture: Contesting the Will. It's going to be about either inheritance law or who really wrote Shakespeare's plays.

"Hmmm...this'll be a tough one..."

'So now you sniff out drugs. That's it, no more TV cop shows.'

Mutant Mootunes - Incased in Ice Miss Marple

Office Gossip: Your Business (In) and My Business (Out).

Bank robber looks worried, in Northern Rock bank run.

'Did you see who pushed you?'

"Hey - didn't I see you on TV last night?"

"So, you've got butterflies in your stomach, a bug in your ear and a bee in your bonnet. Any other complaints?"

'He died of too much money.'

The Banana Crime

"Why do they always do that with the concrete? The feet are the best part."

'Just move along...Nothing core to see here.'

'What's with all the Pumpkin Pies?'

Golf Crime Scene.

"Ha! I found you . . . and with my wife!"

"Do you remember what you had for lunch last Thursday?"

The Fifth Annual Crow Convention - "If you ask me, I reckon it looks like a murder!"

'I think we caught this just in time.'

"Nothing's gone wrong in the last hour. That can't be right."

"But they taste so rubbery!"

'Harp?...Lark?...'