Comedy Courtroom Enthusiast Pillows

'The whole hand Mr. Tamano.'

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

"Not guilty?"

"Not guilty by reason of genetic determinism, Your Honor."

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

'You're the watchdog. Do you honestly expect us to believe you didn't see anything?'

'No need to text me the answer to that. I'm right here.'

A Judge about to enter an operating theatre for a 'Clinical Trial'.

"Thank you for the rewind, Miss Cooper. Now let us fast-forward to that fateful moment in February and hit the pause button."

'Furthermore, had a handrail been fitted to the wall , my client would not be sitting here now.'

"Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, my client blah blah...."

'Oh, objection, objection, objection - what is it this time, Counselor?'

"I didn't ask to be made with seventeen grams of fat."

'I didn't know it was a one-trip salad bar!'

"The court granted me a new identity!"

Baby's first words.

"I object, Your Honor! This line of questioning is really weird."

"Can you hear me now?"

"I didn't consider it hacking. I thought of it as getting a sneak preview of their content."

'Let's agree to disagree.'

'Look, several prisoners in my client's facility have reported finding God in their cells! Yet you claim you've never broken in one time?'

'Your honor, my client would like to change his plea to 'not guilty, but not exactly innocent either'!'

'Overruled, you may continue.'

'Court is recessed until the big hand is on the three.'

"In my client's defence, the label on the bottle clearly read, 'rat poison'...not 'people poison'."

"Let's take in a trial."

'Oh sure, Your Honor, he can speak. He's using sign language ...

The start of a clinical drug trial. Your honor, we will prove beyond a reasonable doubt this pill is both safe and effective.

'I've been charged with evading jury duty.'

'...I now pronounce you man and wife, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.'

Eleven Angry Men and One Happy Chappy

'If you plead guilty to being the Cat Burglar, I can get you off with just being declawed.'