Comedy Car Collectors Pillows

"Let's talk accessories."

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

"I guess laughter wasn’t the best medicine."

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

'And here's the toolkit.'

"Hi, I'm Jamie Theakston and this is Dogs Might Fly."

Hello City Pound? Please take my dog away.

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

'Sometimes laughter is the best medicine!'

"I decided to invest in precious metals - I bought a new car."

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

Male Mid-Life Myth--The Hair Fairy

Person who refuses to admit age on board. Feel free to drive with wild and reckless abandon.

Noah's Ark

"Your Fitbit isn't working?"

No U-turns

'Power steering.'

"I understand you were involved in a golf mishap this morning!"

'You just poured eye of newt and a bunch of other stuff into my laundry?'

'Caution - wet floor' sign in fish tank.

The Toilet Bike.

"Err..Hello?..Wilsons Car Sales? I'm having a little teething trouble with the satellite navigation system"

Clown Airbags.

'This is just a routine check, sir -- are you a turtle?'

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

'Do you drink?'

'He's lost his voice...'

'I didn't know these cars had such a large tank.'