Comedy Car Collectors Pillows

"Let's talk accessories."

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

"I guess laughter wasn’t the best medicine."

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

'And here's the toolkit.'

"Hi, I'm Jamie Theakston and this is Dogs Might Fly."

Hello City Pound? Please take my dog away.

'Yeah, truck makers are going vertical instead of horizontal with the extended cabs now. It's the latest trend...'

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

Remote-controlled Popemobile.

'Sometimes laughter is the best medicine!'

"I decided to invest in precious metals - I bought a new car."

Male Mid-Life Myth--The Hair Fairy

It's got off-street parking for 952 corgi cars'

Eye Bank.

"Money or your beard!"

'You just poured eye of newt and a bunch of other stuff into my laundry?'

"I understand you were involved in a golf mishap this morning!"

"Your Fitbit isn't working?"

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

Noah's Ark

Person who refuses to admit age on board. Feel free to drive with wild and reckless abandon.

Sale. We need something that will meet our growing backsides.

No U-turns

'Power steering.'

'Caution - wet floor' sign in fish tank.

The Toilet Bike.

"Err..Hello?..Wilsons Car Sales? I'm having a little teething trouble with the satellite navigation system"

Clown Airbags.

"I've just had my panel 5 beaten...."

'This is just a routine check, sir -- are you a turtle?'

'Do you drink?'

'I didn't know these cars had such a large tank.'