Comedy And Satire Fans Gifts

The return of the four sheepskins

Be forwarned of canine.

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

"That'll be five bucks."

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Raised by Dogs

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

End the Winter Blues

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

'Hon, I'm home!'

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'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

'Item 56, we need to schedule a series of meetings to discuss whether we should have meeting to look at whether we're having too many meetings.'

"Friends have been scribbling on my cast."

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

"You calm down."

Standard & Poor

Girl in cow onesie.

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

"I'd like to see you do this online."

Greed.

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

Yakety-Yak

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