Comedy And Satire Fans Gifts

The return of the four sheepskins

Be forwarned of canine.

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

"That'll be five bucks."

'I went to my boss and demanded the fruits of my labor. He gave me a Blackberry.'

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

Raised by Dogs

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

End the Winter Blues

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

'We were thinking of naming him after his daddy, but I don't really like the name, Old slap head.'

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

'Hon, I'm home!'

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

'Item 56, we need to schedule a series of meetings to discuss whether we should have meeting to look at whether we're having too many meetings.'

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

"Friends have been scribbling on my cast."

"You calm down."

The loving, yet vengeful God of Cheshire!

Girl in cow onesie.

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

Standard & Poor

"He says he's sure this isn't Wildwood. Did you put batteries in the GPS?"

"I'd like to see you do this online."

Greed.

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'