Comedy And Courage Admirers Pillows

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"His first out-of-body experience."

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"Do you, Darlene, take Jim to be your lawfully wedded husband, when you could, clearly, do far better?"

"I've done this procedure so often I could do it in my sleep. But that's only happened twice – that I'll admit to."

Dog Walking Services

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Skiing.

"The fish sticks here are very good."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

Intelligent people laugh too!

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"I'm afraid you could go at any time."

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

'He has your nose and my ears.'

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

"I forsee you will have a better chance of winning the lottery than growing your testicles back."

Moses' Tablet

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"Who's taking my order—the committee of the whole, or is there a liaison for decaf?"

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.