Comedically Wise Elders Pillows

"Before there was the Internet, Grandpa didn't know that he was right about everything."

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

'We all shrink as we get older... You'll just have to be a little patient!'

Psychologist is SHOCKED by what his elderly patent is telling him.

'Are you our new glue-ru?'

'It will save us time if you don't tell me what still works and and what doesn't hurt.'

Medical Bling: "Help!" on a rope, Important info, O2 4U, Snazzy 3-prong

Man with sticker on back reading 'Wife's point of view on board'

The Ageing Process.

'The 20th century wasn't bad, but I preferred the 19th. I'm open minded for the 21st.'

"I just stood up and nothing hurt... Am I dead?"

At the Old Bikers' Home

"Relax, at your age it's perfectly natural to make groaning noises every time you move a body part."

"Don't bother complaining about anything to granddad...he'll just say 'these are the best days of your life!!!'"

100th Birthday

Elderly religious cleric takes stair lift up the temple.

"Face it, Dear, we're in a desperate battle with gravity...and it's winning!"

"Well, yes, high heels do often cause foot problems..."

'Every time I stick my head above water, my life flashes before my eyes.'

"If you had listened to me when you were twelve, you wouldn't be in this mess."

'Grandpa, how did you settle things before litigation?'

'Promise me you'll see someone about your sleepwalking soon.' (OLD MAN WITH ZIMMER FRAME ON BED)

Another one of life's artifacts best left alone - the proverbial can of worms.

"George Stoner is here from Terre Haute. He and Henry are talking over old times."

Social Security Medicare Office - Now Hiring Phd In Theoretical Mathematics to Explain the Medicare Drug Options.

Old man talking about how his attitude to politics has changed with age

'I like it when they're at the age where we can remember more than they can.'

Young boy gives grandfather advice on smoking