Comedically Challenged Directions Gifts

'You don't need GPS to take out the trash, Kevin.'

"To be or not to be."

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"We've been wandering in the desert for forty years. But he's a man—would he ever ask directions?"

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

Exit Next Left

Disinformation booth.

Lost around a military base.

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

'Galileo, I said a right at the corner and then a left.'

"Next time I tell you to take a left, just don’t listen to me."

Hunter with arrow pointing at him.

Island of Lost Guys.

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

Challenge and solution

Just a Smidgen West of the Middle of Nowhere.

'Sorry I'm late everybody,I got lost.'

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

"Any qualifications other than speaking the language."

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

'So much for your internal compass.'

Desert Roundabout

"Class, welcome back Sean ... who, you may recall, was lost for eight days in Home Depot."

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

Mall 'maze' directory bewilders shopper.

"What fly?"

"I don't care what the map says, this isn't Sheffield."