Comedically Challenged Directions Mugs

'You don't need GPS to take out the trash, Kevin.'

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

"To be or not to be."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"We've been wandering in the desert for forty years. But he's a man—would he ever ask directions?"

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

Disinformation booth.

Exit Next Left

Lost around a military base.

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

"Next time I tell you to take a left, just don’t listen to me."

'Galileo, I said a right at the corner and then a left.'

Hunter with arrow pointing at him.

Island of Lost Guys.

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

Challenge and solution

Just a Smidgen West of the Middle of Nowhere.

'Sorry I'm late everybody,I got lost.'

Cowboy directions 'Up yonder', 'Down yonder', 'This-A-Way' and 'That-A-Way'.

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'

'So much for your internal compass.'

"Any qualifications other than speaking the language."

Desert Roundabout

"I don't care what the map says, this isn't Sheffield."

"Class, welcome back Sean ... who, you may recall, was lost for eight days in Home Depot."

Mall 'maze' directory bewilders shopper.

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

"What fly?"