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"Nope. Sometimes I drink water just to confuse my liver."

Cocktails on the verandah.

On holiday.

Cat Nip.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Pina Coladas

We'll have Manhattans...

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

You're the botanicals in my gin

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"An everything Martini, please."

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

Balancing two espresso martinis

In case of emergency, break glass.

Margarita

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"I love these off-site business meetings."

Espresso Martini Peacock

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

'Fried chickens.'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"If it's my pride, I'm not here"

Baloneystini

'You deserve some unabashed fun once in a while.'

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.