Comedic Striptease Fans Pillows

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"I run around this high school track every morning."

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

Cristoph Willibald Gluck 2nd July 1714

Boxers vs. Briefs

'Evil Olive'- An evil olive has taken out his co-workers with cocktail swords.

An expedition to get ice for the party.

'Over on stage number two is the lovely, succulent, Misty Flatulence!'

'You wish, Timmy.'

Totally Nude Hand Puppets.

Ambrose's - for sale. Wonderful opportunity for a man named Ambrose.

Drawing board disaster.

"Any luck"

'From what you've told me, Lord Godiva, I think your wife is having a mid-life crisis.'

'Get on the field! Let's go! Get your heads in the game!!'

'Man, that new guy is nothing but a thug!'

'If your intention was to hurt my feelings, mission accomplished.'

'Keep on jabbing kid, with your lousy punch, it's the only chance you got!'

'He's a plumber, yet you bet him he couldn't break 100, using a plunger as his putter?'

"Marcel!! You're on mute!!"

Michelle was the first in her class to pupate.

"When the next lockdown comes, I might actually get on it."

In the Museum of Anthropology...we named this one discoman.

"Oh dear, he died with his boots on."

'I feel unimportant and worthless because the NSA doesn't spy on me.'

'I threw my old t-shirt out and bought this for two quid.' - 'The stitching has come loose so I want to get a refund... but the bus fare into town will cost more than the refund.' - 'Now I'm stuck in a logical loop... and I'm chilly.'

Barnyard Stretch-Wigs.

"Don't men look hideous without their wallets?

Coming off a sunbed with a stripy tan.

Bikers; Cat and Mouse hang on for dear life.

'Naturist Holidays Ltd' Executive has photo of nude wife on his desk.