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'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Elfie Stick

Giraffe Selfie

Candid Camera store.

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

Pushy Dog

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

'I'd steer clear of the rum punch.'

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

Jumble Sale

'Sounds like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.'

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

"You heading south again this summer?"

Sweet Jailbreak

"I've designed the logo for your new social media app. It's a dirty laundry basket."

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

'Are you sure this photo is of us? It looks like a couple of floating logs to me.'

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

Rollercoaster police chase.

Student to teacher: 'If my paper is late it's because I'm waiting for the most current event.'

'If they let me take you home for christmas, I'll be able to unwrap you with the presents...'

'Oh... I was supposed to swallow the pill?!'

'So, what have we learnt here? We do not have knife fights on the bouncy castle!'

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Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

"Actually, you don't have a pinched nerve...your underwear is too tight!"