Comedic Photographer Prints

"Just eat me, you intolerable pervert."

Wedding Day Itinerary.

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

Elfie Stick

Candid Camera store.

Giraffe Selfie

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

Pushy Dog

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

The latest craze in party games: needlepoint charades.

'I'd steer clear of the rum punch.'

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

'Sounds like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.'

Jumble Sale

"You heading south again this summer?"

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

"I've designed the logo for your new social media app. It's a dirty laundry basket."

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

Sweet Jailbreak

'Are you sure this photo is of us? It looks like a couple of floating logs to me.'

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

Rollercoaster police chase.

"Any other educational qualifications besides Trump university?"

Student to teacher: 'If my paper is late it's because I'm waiting for the most current event.'

"Why aren't you wearing any pants?"

"It's your husband from beyond. He says stop trying to 'Google' him."

'If they let me take you home for christmas, I'll be able to unwrap you with the presents...'

"When you said you were getting a pet to help you through the lockdown, I thought you meant a cat."

asian.babe@mongol.com.

'Oh... I was supposed to swallow the pill?!'

'Why do rally drivers think they are the only ones on the road?'