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"I told you streaking at Wimbledon was a terrible idea!"

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

Candid Camera store.

It isn't widely known that Michelangelo was the first in a long line of cartoonists to buck the family tradition.

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

'I can make out the nude, but I don't see the submarine.'

"Rapunzel's gone punk."

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

'Let's call him lucky!'

Man walking a long dog on a fishing rod.

'A new musical - Einstein's quest - rehearsal'

"Do you think Trump has read 'Contemporary Relativism and the Death of Meaning'?"

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

Thumbing a Lift.

'Where do you see yourself in five minutes?'

"Extra large sanitary pads and extra small ones, pads for the night..."

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

"Since when isn’t a taxidermied animal a comfort pet?" "Since forever!" "Dang it!"

"Mum can you come home quick, dad's started to make an exhibition of himself again!"

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"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

Smart 3 Piece Suite.

Unknown moments in art history. Manet? This is Monet --- I got some of your mail again.

"See - that's how he's able to write all those plays."

"I've decided to have a kid."

'I'm not supposed to lick myself either.'

'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'

Eager to pull a prank on his chiropractor, Dennis taped a bag of potato chips to the small of his back.

Rescuing the Music Industry.

'I can use surgery to restore your sex drive. Do you want the £3000 operation or the £4000 one?' - 'I'd rather have a new kitchen.'

"I'll explain later."

"Danger Noodle hath eat-fatht-room-for-dethert thuper powerth!"

STRIP Hambone: Betting on horse racing with the company payroll