Comedic Masterminds Mugs

"I told you streaking at Wimbledon was a terrible idea!"

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

Candid Camera store.

'I can make out the nude, but I don't see the submarine.'

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

'Let's call him lucky!'

Man walking a long dog on a fishing rod.

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

"Do you think Trump has read 'Contemporary Relativism and the Death of Meaning'?"

Thumbing a Lift.

'Where do you see yourself in five minutes?'

"Extra large sanitary pads and extra small ones, pads for the night..."

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

"Since when isn’t a taxidermied animal a comfort pet?" "Since forever!" "Dang it!"

X-RAY

"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"

"Mum can you come home quick, dad's started to make an exhibition of himself again!"

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

"I've decided to have a kid."

"See - that's how he's able to write all those plays."

Smart 3 Piece Suite.

'Our financial troubles are over, Edna. The fellas and I have formed a boy band.'

STRIP Hambone: Betting on horse racing with the company payroll

Rescuing the Music Industry.

"Can I borrow your cage cover? Ed's really snoring tonight."

"Danger Noodle hath eat-fatht-room-for-dethert thuper powerth!"

"I'll explain later."

'Maybe I should use the nine iron.'