Comedic Love Life Explorer T-Shirts

"We never go anywhere. Some date night!"

A sentimental woman talking to her lover on a ship

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

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Single men in Tahiti

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

"Monogamy works for me, but it doesn't work for Enid."

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

"My aloofness is a mask."

"Was it as good for you as it was for me?"

"Now give me something intimate to say."

'Love and marriage?- I'm afraid I can't help you much with that, young fellow.'

'We've been happily married for five years, but we've been married for eight.'

'That time of year, eh Ben, don't know whether to go hunting or fishing?'

"I've had many men in this town darling, but many men have not had me."

"I just feel like we're not connecting."

Tunnel of Life and Love

"Pretty Maiden where art thou?"

Lambo

"You have no idea how refreshing it is to meet someone raffish in West Hartford."

'Dear Dairy, Well... I met someone, and I think she could be Mrs. Alright.'

'Were you playing footsie with me?'

"We can't go on meeting like this, I'm practically broke."

"Boys meet the girls. Girls meet the boys. . ."

"Okay, I'm intrigued."

'When I married him, I didn't expect the full frontal crudity!'

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Man asking lady if she cares for him

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

"Same story - boy becomes girl."

"I thought dry ice would enhance the mood."

"Lost, what are you talking about? I'm not lost!"